BEGIN:VCALENDARVERSION:2.0PRODID:-//MTFC | Meet The Farmers Conference - Nov 2019 - Dubai UAE - ECPv6.9.0//NONSGML v1.0//ENCALSCALE:GREGORIANMETHOD:PUBLISHX-WR-CALNAME:MTFC | Meet The Farmers Conference - Nov 2019 - Dubai UAEX-ORIGINAL-URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.comX-WR-CALDESC:Events for MTFC | Meet The Farmers Conference - Nov 2019 - Dubai UAEREFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1HX-Robots-Tag:noindexX-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1HBEGIN:VTIMEZONETZID:UTCBEGIN:STANDARDTZOFFSETFROM:+0000TZOFFSETTO:+0000TZNAME:UTCDTSTART:20140101T000000END:STANDARDTZID:Asia/DubaiBEGIN:STANDARDTZOFFSETFROM:+0400TZOFFSETTO:+0400TZNAME:+04DTSTART:20140101T000000END:STANDARDEND:VTIMEZONEBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150128T154500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150128T194500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204747ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204747ZUID:4631-1422459900-1422474300@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Widget CorpDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature.\nIt’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/widget-corp-4/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150128T154500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150128T194500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204747ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204747ZUID:4423-1422459900-1422474300@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Widget CorpDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature.\nIt’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/widget-corp-3/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150128T154500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150128T194500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204747ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204747ZUID:2286-1422459900-1422474300@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Widget CorpDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature.\nIt’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/widget-corp/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T180000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T210000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:2328-1422208800-1422219600@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Atc ContractingDESCRIPTION:Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech?\nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I cannot abide useless people. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/atc-contracting/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T180000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T210000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:4654-1422208800-1422219600@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Atc ContractingDESCRIPTION:Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech?\nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I cannot abide useless people. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/atc-contracting-3/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T180000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150125T210000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:4446-1422208800-1422219600@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Atc ContractingDESCRIPTION:Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech?\nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I cannot abide useless people. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/atc-contracting-2/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150123DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150124DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4675-1421971200-1422057599@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:LuthorCorp for the investicationDESCRIPTION:If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face.\nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … \nElementary\, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nThere’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/luthorcorp-for-the-investication-3/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150123DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150124DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4467-1421971200-1422057599@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:LuthorCorp for the investicationDESCRIPTION:If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face.\nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … \nElementary\, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nThere’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/luthorcorp-for-the-investication-2/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150123DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150124DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:2364-1421971200-1422057599@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:LuthorCorp for the investicationDESCRIPTION:If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face.\nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … \nElementary\, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nThere’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/luthorcorp-for-the-investication/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150121T121500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150121T131500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204745ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204745ZUID:2253-1421842500-1421846100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Diet RunningDESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy’s a pro.\nThere’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/ankh-sto-associates/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:Fintech,Mobile,StartupEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150121T121500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150121T131500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204745ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204745ZUID:4618-1421842500-1421846100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:IBM ConferenceDESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy’s a pro.\nThere’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/ankh-sto-associates-3/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:Fintech,Mobile,StartupEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150121T121500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150121T131500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204745ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204745ZUID:4410-1421842500-1421846100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:IBM ConferenceDESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy’s a pro.\nThere’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/ankh-sto-associates-2/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:Fintech,Mobile,StartupEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150117DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150118DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204748ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204748ZUID:4642-1421452800-1421539199@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Little Sheet Metal CoDESCRIPTION:I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Guy’s a pro. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.\nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? Marry me. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. \nTen percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … I cannot abide useless people. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nPsychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/little-sheet-metal-co-4/CATEGORIES:Expo,TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150117DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150118DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204748ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204748ZUID:4434-1421452800-1421539199@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Little Sheet Metal CoDESCRIPTION:I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Guy’s a pro. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.\nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? Marry me. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. \nTen percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … I cannot abide useless people. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nPsychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/little-sheet-metal-co-2/CATEGORIES:Expo,TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150117DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150118DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204748ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204748ZUID:2306-1421452800-1421539199@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Little Sheet Metal CoDESCRIPTION:I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Guy’s a pro. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.\nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? Marry me. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. \nTen percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … I cannot abide useless people. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nPsychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/little-sheet-metal-co/CATEGORIES:Expo,TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150101T220000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150103T060000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:2357-1420149600-1420264800@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Insty PrintsDESCRIPTION:Elementary\, my dear Watson. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/insty-prints-2/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150101T220000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150103T060000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4671-1420149600-1420264800@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Insty PrintsDESCRIPTION:Elementary\, my dear Watson. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/insty-prints-2-3/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150101T220000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20150103T060000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4463-1420149600-1420264800@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Insty PrintsDESCRIPTION:Elementary\, my dear Watson. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/insty-prints-2-2/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T123000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T193000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4674-1419337800-1419363000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Scat EnterprisesDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar.\nAs you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech?URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/scat-enterprises-3/CATEGORIES:TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T123000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T193000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4466-1419337800-1419363000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Scat EnterprisesDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar.\nAs you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech?URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/scat-enterprises-2/CATEGORIES:TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T123000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141223T193000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:2362-1419337800-1419363000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Scat EnterprisesDESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar.\nAs you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech?URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/scat-enterprises/CATEGORIES:TechnologyEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20141210T071500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20141210T091500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204744ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204744ZUID:4401-1418195700-1418202900@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Junior FootballerDESCRIPTION:JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. I cannot abide useless people. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. \n  \n \n \n \n  \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are…URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/junior-footballer-2/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20141210T071500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20141210T091500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204744ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204744ZUID:2236-1418195700-1418202900@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Junior FootballerDESCRIPTION:JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. I cannot abide useless people. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. \n  \n \n \n \n  \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are…URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/junior-footballer/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=UTC:20141210T071500DTEND;TZID=UTC:20141210T091500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204744ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204744ZUID:4609-1418195700-1418202900@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Junior FootballerDESCRIPTION:JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. I cannot abide useless people. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. \n  \n \n \n \n  \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are…URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/junior-footballer-3/LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United StatesCATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T170000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141209T030000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:4445-1418058000-1418094000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Calaveras ProspectDESCRIPTION:Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.\nI’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. \nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/calaveras-prospect-2-2/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T170000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141209T030000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:2327-1418058000-1418094000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Calaveras ProspectDESCRIPTION:Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.\nI’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. \nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/calaveras-prospect-2/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T170000DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141209T030000DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204751ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204751ZUID:4653-1418058000-1418094000@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:Calaveras ProspectDESCRIPTION:Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.\nI’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. \nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/calaveras-prospect-2-3/CATEGORIES:MobileEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T031500DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T041500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4464-1418008500-1418012100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:BarrytronDESCRIPTION:You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nMercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/barrytron-3/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T031500DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T041500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:2359-1418008500-1418012100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:BarrytronDESCRIPTION:You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nMercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/barrytron/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTBEGIN:VEVENTDTSTART;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T031500DTEND;TZID=Asia/Dubai:20141208T041500DTSTAMP:20260403T232220CREATED:20160819T204753ZLAST-MODIFIED:20160819T204753ZUID:4672-1418008500-1418012100@mtfc.crenov8.comSUMMARY:BarrytronDESCRIPTION:You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nMercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!URL:https://mtfc.crenov8.com/event/barrytron-4/CATEGORIES:ExpoEND:VEVENTEND:VCALENDAR